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A man says, "We've decided to write off 47 billion dollars in bad loans." A man says, "You might think this is my fault, but in actuality it is all caused by poor regulatory oversight." A man says, "Who is in favor of those guys taking a big pay cut? Anyone?"

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Tags #greed, #meeting, #evil, #anger

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Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Our new financial product is a hybrid of risky mortgage loans and a ponzi scheme." Dogbert says, "We'll cover our bad losses with our profits from making even worse loans." Dogbert says, "I'll need some wagging room while It tell you how this ties into my bonus structure."

Living Under A Bridge

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Living Under A Bridge - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #debt, #student loans, #loans, #salary, #universities & colleges, #money, #wages

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Boss: I can offer you a starting salary of $34,000 per year. Man: My student loan debt is $200,000. I would have to live under a bridge and forage for food. Boss: Our bridges have good reputations. Man: I heard the same thing about my college.

The World Always Needs Bankers

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The World Always Needs Bankers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #banking, #big business, #college, #crime, #debt, #future, #hope, #job, #money, #robot, #robots, #stealing

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Carol: My son is trying to pick a major for college. Do you have any advice? Dilbert: Well, it will take him fifteen years to pay off his student loans, but most jobs will be replaced by robots in ten. But the world always needs bankers. Carol: We're trying to steer him away from crime.