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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #excuses, #ridiculous, #explaining, #software, #reassurance, #angry, #annoyed, #lazy

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Wally says, "My productivity software turned on me." Wally says, "It keeps crashing my computer. But that's okay because I don't need a computer to do my job." Wally says, "Do you have any assignments that are sort of pre-industrial?"

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Tags #presentation, #pandemic, #illess, #punching, #scared, #reassurance

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Pandemic Planning Asok says, "In the worst-case scenario, the only survivors would be cockroaches and Alice." Pow! Pow! Pow! Alice says, "Airborne virus. It's safe now. I broke it's proteing coat."