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Elbonians Will Rue The Day

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Elbonians Will Rue The Day - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 20, 2015's comic on:


Tags #backfire, #hacking, #internet, #retaliation, #revenge, #sabotage

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Dilbert: I destroyed the Elbonian Internet in retaliation for their alleged hacking, as you wished. CEO: Buwhahahaha! They will rue the day they allegedly hacked us. Elbonian 1: I feel more focused already. Elbonian 2: I haven't been angry at idiots all day!

Elbonians Hacked Their Network

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Elbonians Hacked Their Network - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #developing countries, #hacker, #hackers, #hacking, #internet, #retaliation

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CEO: We think Elbonians hacked into our network. Dilbert: That's unlikely. CEO: We must respond proportionately by hacking their entire Internet. Dilbert: It's not much of an Internet. CEO: What do you need to cripple it. Dilbert: A plane ticket and scissors.

Dilbert Sent To Disable Elbonian Internet

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Dilbert Sent To Disable Elbonian Internet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #annoyance, #binary, #code, #coding, #developing countries, #frustration, #internet

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Dilbert: I have been sent to disable the Elbonian Internet as retaliation for hacking into our corporate network. Elbonian 1: Only our elites use the Internet. The rest of us don't care. Knock yourself out. Elbonian 2: Zero, zero, one, zero, one... Elbonian 3: I wish someone would just disable this thing.

Dilbert Snips Elbonian Internet

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Dilbert Snips Elbonian Internet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #communication, #developing countries, #hackers, #hacking, #internet

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Dilbert: My company sent me to crash the Elbonian Internet in retaliation for hacking us. Elbonian 1: Can you hear me now? Elbonian 2: It's better without the string!

Drones Attack Dilbert

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Drones Attack Dilbert - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #engineer, #engineers, #drone, #drones, #government contract, #contractor, #retaliation

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G-Man 1: Oh-oh. The fugitive hacker Dilbert rolled down a hill and found a cell signal. G-Man 2: Relax. What can one engineer with a phone do against a superpower with armed drones? G-Man 1: Who do you think makes our drones???!!!