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I come from a place where we have many colorful folk sayings! "I'm happier than a wooden spoon at a spelling bee." "Most of 'em don't mean nothin'."

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"Did you tell Asok to get our client a 'little bit pregnant'?" "Yes." "Well, he doesn't understand all of our American sayings." "I don't know what this is all about, but I'm in."

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"My management philosophy is 'measure' twice, cut once.'" "That only makes sense in a narrow, and generally archaic, set of conditions." "In software development, the item being cut, metaphorically speaking, is often plentiful and inexpensive." "In many cases, the cost of measuring incorrectly is low compared to th time wasted doing two measurements before every action." "You philosophy is better suited for rock carving than web design." "Do you have any wise sayings that involve churning your own butter, or putting saddles on dinosaurs?" "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." "I have direct deposit."

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Tags #curiosity, #anecdotal evidence, #sayings, #metaphors

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Dilbert: They say curiosity is a sign of a nimble intellect. Boss: Curiosity killed the cat. Dilbert: That evidence was anecdotal, but I still found it compelling.

Takes Money To Make Money

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Takes Money To Make Money - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #faith, #sayings, #idiom, #idioms, #money, #questioning, #asking questions

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Boss: It takes money to make money. Dilbert: Then... where did the first money come from? Boss: God? Dilbert: Don't let him hear doubt in your voice.

God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

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God Helps Those Who Help Themselves - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #help, #assistance, #sayings, #adage, #divine intervention, #laziness

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Man: Can you get me that data by Friday? Wally: They say "God helps those who help themselves." Man: So... you won't help? Wally: I'm waiting for you to go first. Man: And then you'll help? Wally: No, the order is you, then God, then me.

Permission To Work Smarter

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Wally: Do I have your permission to work smarter and not harder? Boss: Um... sure. That sounds like a good thing to do. But how would I know you were working? Wally: I don't even know if I'm working right now.