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Selfie Camera

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Selfie Camera - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 22, 2015's comic on:


Tags #priorities, #inventions, #social media, #selfie, #frustration

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Wally: I heard you invented a selfie camera for car steering wheels. Dilbert: Not exactly. I invented an ion-powered flying car, but all anyone cares about is the selfie camera in the steering wheel. Wally: Can you share the selfies on Facebook? Dilbert: Gaaa!

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #sales, #sales personnel, #sociopaths, #drinking, #hiring, #personality tests

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Boss: I can tell a lot from an applicant's storytelling skills. So tell me a story. Man: Last week, I broke into a morgue and took a selfie with a dead guy. But in my defense, I was super drunk. Boss: I hired a new salesperson.

Dilbert Designs Flying Car

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Dilbert Designs Flying Car - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #ideas, #good ideas, #inventions, #innovation, #rejection, #managers, #business decisions

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Dilbert: I designed a flying car that harvests ions from the air to power itself. We can build them for only $3,000 apiece. CEO: There's no market for ion-powered flying cars. Dilbert: I can put a selfie camera in the steering wheel. CEO: Much better. And let' say the car does not fly.

Mom Drone

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Mom Drone - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #drone, #surveillance, #mom, #mothers, #spying

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Asok: Hey, you have one of those cool selfie drones! Dilbert: No, I keep forgetting to call my mom, so she sent a drone to watch me. Asok: Is that legal? Dilbert: I checked. It's not trespassing unless it lands.