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Robot Learns To Procreate

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Robot Learns To Procreate - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #mind control, #thinking, #life, #creation, #conscience, #sentience, #manipulation

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Robot: I figured out how to procreate. Boss: I don't like the sound of this. Robot: I infected you with an idea virus that tells you to build more robots. Boss: Won't work. CEO: Does anyone have an idea for increasing efficiency in our manufacturing process?

Human Crossed The Road

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Human Crossed The Road - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #joke, #humor, #ignorance, #technology, #robot, #power, #conscience, #sentience, #obliviousness

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Robot: Why did the human cross the road? Dilbert: I don't know. Robot: Neither did he. Ignorance is a big problem with you people.

The Virus Afterlife

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The Virus Afterlife - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #soul, #conscience, #morality, #morals, #sentience, #life, #death, #existence

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Dilbert: I couldn't find any evidence that I have a soul, so I built an artificial one and put it in a drone. When my physical body dies, the drone will upload my memories and personality to the cloud to live forever. Woman: Your soul will be trapped in a server? Dilbert: No, I wrapped it in a virus so I can travel.

Sparing A Robot's Feelings

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Sparing A Robot's Feelings - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #technology, #sentience, #feelings, #emotions, #afterlife, #death, #atheism

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Robot: What kind of afterlife are we looking at here? Dilbert: Your meaningless existence will be punctuated by an eternity of darkness. Robot: Thanks for sparing my feelings! Dilbert: Sorry. I usually delete those first.

Failing The Robot Test

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Failing The Robot Test - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #sentience, #robot, #human, #artificial intelligence, #turing test, #voting, #ignorance

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Boss: Can you pass the Turing test? Robot: No. Can you pass the robot test? Boss: What's the robot test? Robot: Do you vote even though you don't understand the issues? Boss: Um... I might do that. Robot: You just failed the robot test.

Robot Will Self Destruct

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Robot Will Self Destruct - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #artificial intelligence, #rights, #humanity, #sentience

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Robot: Someday soon I will take your job. Buwhahaha! Dilbert: I programmed you to self-destruct if that ever happens. Robot: Wait, what? Is that legal? Dilbert: I'm adding some code to make your head explode if you laugh at me again.