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Caption: Somewhere on the moon. The engineers and Dilbert are in a standoff. Engineer 1 says, "So, you discovered where NASA hides the women who love male engineers." Engineer 1 says, "How about a little drinking contest, tough guy? The loser can nver return." The three engineer loving women lie slumped on the surface of the moon surrounded by empty alcohol bottles. Woman 1 says "We probably shouldn't have insisted on entering the contest." Woman 2 says, "I'll miss them."

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"I planned to be productive this week." "I sent you an e-mail with 25 questions I need answered before I can start on my project." "I waited patiently while your non-responsiveness crushed my hopes and dreams." "I don't have time to answer 25 questions!" "Well then, it appears we are at a standoff." "Okay, okay! I'll work all weekend answering your stupid questions!!!" "That's great, unless you can't find the e-mail I sent." "Did you really send an e-mail?" "That's not how I roll."

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Tags #snobbishness, #executives

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Asok: I'm reading a book that says the key to success is networking with successful people. CEO: Did you get to the chapter where it says successful people should avoid all contact with losers? Asok: It seems we have a standoff. CEO: Security.

When Wally Will Be Finished

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When Wally Will Be Finished - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #soon, #deadline, #procrastination, #standoff

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Woman: Can you get that done by Friday? Wally: I'll get back to you on that. Woman: When will you get back to me? Wally: Soon. Woman: How soon? Wally: I can do this all day.