Dilbert: "Maybe I should approach my personal life as if it were an engineering project."
Dogbert: "What is the mission of this project?"
Dilbert: "Find a girlfriend!"
Dogbert: "Good. Now consider the feasible alternatives."
Dilbert: "Define 'feasible'."
Dogbert: "Never mind, let's move on."
Dogbert: "Now let's calculate your attractiveness ratio so we can narrow the field of girlfriend options."
Dogbert: "Let's see...your buying power narrows the choices to a woman who just got a face transplant from a baboon."
Dilbert: "Maybe it was an attractive baboon. I should call her."
Dogbert: "Somewhere between desire and engineering lies stupidity."