"That joke was not funny. You're insensitive, Dogbert."
"Well, here we go with the 'insensitive dog bashing'."
"Is it my fault I was born without the ability to sense the feelings of others?"
"Oh, sure, I wish I could be like you."
"Somehow you know exactly what it feels like to a different gender, race, lifestyle or body."
"But I'm insensitive. All I know is how I feel!! And I'm proud of it!"
"But you'd understand that, if you weren't insensitive about insensitivity!!"
"When you put it like that, I feel kinda bad."