"What are you drawing, Dogbert?
"I'm creating a comic book called, 'The Adventures of Boron'."
"'The most boring man in the entire Universe'."
"Boron looks like me."
"Geez, what an ego you have."
"In chapter one, Boron slays the entire marketing department by explaining asynchronous protocols."
"I think it's high time we engineers got a little respect in this society!"
"Furthermore, there are many advantages to asynchronous transfer mode switch technology!"
"First, there's bandwidth..."