The Boss: "Laurie's our new engineer. Show her the ropes, Dilbert."
"I meant figuratively."
Dilbert: "This is your anti-productivity pod."
"It's equipped with a little device that rings anytime you try to concentrate."
"The top is open so none of the background noise is inadvertently muffled."
"And you're on the main aisle, so you'll be haunted every minute by footsteps behind you. Step...step...step."
The Boss: "We need to talk."