"Remember, it's not a pyramid scam, it's a marketing breakthrough!"
"The beauty of it is a new recruit is born every minute."
"Are we guaranteed to become amazingly wealthy?"
"While being our own boss?"
"Yes, unless you're lazy or ethical."
"Each person you recruit pays you one thousand dollars. The recruits get their own recruits and charge them TWO thousand, and so on."
"Eventually, every person on Earth will be giving you money. And that adds up."
"You can't argue with the math."
"I feel like we're a big family."
"The best part is that every person on Earth will get rich!"
"Actually, the last recruit kinda gets it in the shorts."