"Dogbert! Come here! I've done it!"
"I created a mathematical proof of the existence of God!"
"Give it to me."
"This is a job for the world's smartest garbage man."
"What can I do for you, Dogbert?"
"Check this math."
"Clever...but he transposed some variables. This proves the existence of his dog."
"Now we know YOU exist and I must exist because 'I think, therefore I am'."
"But since Dilbert wasn't thinking when he made his error, there's no proof that HE exists."
"Did you just hear something, Dogbert?"
"There's no way to be sure."