"I just had my annual meeting with our Vice President."
"We decided to combine your project with Project 'Bigfoot' because they're basically the same."
"They're not the same! It only seems like it to you because you don't understand either project!"
"Oh, well. It's too late to do anything. I told him they were the same."
"Just call him and say you were wrong."
"I can see why you're not in management."
"The logical solution is to wait for the next budget cut and eliminate your project, thus solving two problems."
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."