Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 24, 1998's comic on:

Tags #dogbert the ceo, #stock price, #personal gain, #budget cuts, #products, #relevant

View Transcript


Caption: Dogbert the C.E.O. Dogbert sits at head of table surrounded by workers. Dogbert says, "I've decided to manipulate our stock price for personal gain." Dogbert continues, "I'll spin off a few divisions, buy back some of our stock and announce massive budget cuts." Worker asks Dogbert, " you even know what products we make?" Dogbert replies, "How would that be relevant?"


comments powered by Disqus