"When I'm not helping team members, I like to feed the poor or read to blind people."
"I don't care about money. All I want is a chance to help humanity reach its fullest potential."
"You're so wonderful. It's making me cry! You're hired."
"Come meet the team."
"I have a special skill for identifying good people."
"It's part instinct, part experience."
"And yes, maybe just a little ESP."
"Alice, your favorite color is...mitten?"