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"Hi, I'm Matt. It's my first day here." "I'm Dilbert." "And this is..." "I'd rather not say." "I prefer to remain anonymous, so you won't feel comfortable asking me for anything later on." "Here's my card. It's blank." "The phrase that you're least likely to hear today is, 'We're just like family.'" "Are you worried that he'll turn over the card and see your name?" "No." "Was that MY card?" "I've been handing them out for years."

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