"Asok, I designate you the keeper of the giant binder."
"It contains our secret technology plans."
"It can never leave this office."
"It won't fit in any drawer."
"And the 'clean desk policy' forbids me from leaving it on my desktop."
"GAAA!! I can't take it home, and I can't leave it here!"
"I must use it as a tiny bed and spend the rest of my days guarding it."
"What did you do with the giant binder prop that you got at the trade show?"