Catbert, the Evil Director of Human Resources."
Catbert: "Your 401K Retirement Plan will be replaced with a 401A plan."
"The 'A' stands for afterlife."
"You'll get no money in this life, but the company will reward you in the afterlife."
Dilbert: "The odds of that happening seem low."
CatBert: "Yes, but on an expected-value basis, a high potential reward compensates for low odds."
"For example, how many free software upgrades would I need to promise you in the afterlife to make you work yourself to death this year?"
Dilbert: "Seventy versions."
"I resisted his charisma. But he got me with his math."