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"Catbert, the Evil Director of Human Resources." "Your 401K Retirement Plan will be replaced with a 401A plan." "The 'A' stands for afterlife." "You'll get no money in this life, but the company will reward you in the afterlife." "The odds of that happening seem low." "Yes, but on an expected-value basis, a high potential reward compensates for low odds." "For example, how many free software upgrades would I need to promise you in the afterlife to make you work yourself to death this year?" "Seventy versions." "I resisted his charisma. But he got me with his math."

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