"Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Buff Bufferman."
"Tell Dilbert what you do for fun."
"I like to go rock climbing during blizzards."
"At the top, I wait for a pair of eagles to fly by. Then I leap off and grab them by the legs."
"The eagles slow my descent to the raging river below."
"I try to land on a floating log and surf the white water all the way home."
"I use a key-board."
"Isn't that dangerous?"
"Sometimes I type all hunched over."
"Ow! Ow! It hurts to hear it!"