Carol: "I need a day off to attend my twin sister's funeral."
The Boss: "A whole day? How well did you know her?"
Carol: "She.. was.. my... twin."
The Boss: "But not identical!"
Carol: "How does that matter?"
The Boss: "Well, she didn't even look like you."
The Boss: "And yet you want a whole day off for a service that takes fifteen minutes."
Carol: "Gaa! It would be impossible to be more insensitive!"
The Boss: "I'll compromise. My pet gerbil is on his last legs. I'll give you the day off if you toss him in the casket so I don't have to bury him myself."
Carol: "When do you think it will die?"
The Boss: "Depends. How much does your sister weigh?"