"Did you see all of the typos in Dilbert's e-mail?"
"Were you confused about its meaning?"
"No, that's not the point."
"Then I don't know what your point is."
"I think he should be more professional. That's all."
"So, instead of sending clear, efficient messages, he should follow your example and..."
"...Be a gossipy, critical, time-waster who values appearance over function?"
"Are you done hurting me now?"
"I'm saving a scoffing sound for when you turn to leave."