"Catbert: evil director of human resources"
"Cell phones with cameras are banned from the workplace."
"We don't want you taking pictures of proprietary information."
"Most of our information is in digital form and can be e-mailed anywhere."
"The rest is on paper that can be copied, scanned or tucked down one's trousers."
"My new cell phone will be rendered useless for no good reason!"
"And you aren't even banning regular cameras!!"
This one goes in the scrapbook."