"From now on, all travel must be booked through the corporate travel web site." "Our travel web site is terrible." "It only lets you book the cheapest flight, and that's always on Elbonian Airlines." "Don't be such a snob. What's wrong with using a discount airline?" "Well, they list their destination airports as 'whatever looks soft'." "The meals in first class are made of anyone who dies in coach." "Their entire security screening process involves shouting at each passenger 'Are you Osama bin Laden?!!!'" "And I once saw a baggage handler wearing my dress." "Whiner."