"I enjoyed meeting your staff. Keep up the good work." "This isn't my staff. I report to the guy who reports to you." "Really? Which one of you reports to me?" "Well, that explains why you keep hanging around outside my office." "I've been going to your office for years, waiting for you to get off the phone so I could talk to you." "I've been making fake phone calls for years, hoping the weirdo outside my office would go away." "Keep up the good work."