"I'd like to kick off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure." "Shouldn't we do that after the project is over?" "I see no reason to wait." "Well...okay." "Our boss will make us use the wrong vendor." "Wally won't do any work. Alice will alienate the client, and Ted is generally worthless." "In summary, my excellent work will be rendered moot by nincompoops." "Do you even work here?" "No, I was just in the neighborhood."