"I called this meeting to discuss the changes to the pension plan." "We already saw the company-wide e-mail about the changes." "And we're all engineers, so we understand the details better than you do." "I'll bet you intend to waste our time by reading the e-mail to us." "You can't stop yourself. it's some sort of compulsion." "If you read that e-mail, it's proof that something is wrong with your brain." "Can't...resist...reading...e-mail." "Best meeting ever." "GAAA!!!"