"I'm off to the management retreat." "I won't be reachable because I'll be busy golfing, swimming, drinking, and getting massages." "And attending meetings?" "I don't see how we'll have any time for that." "While I'm gone, I have a few tasks for you to do." "Open all the packages of printer paper and make sure they have the right number of sheets." "Then crawl into the heating ducts and see if you can find what died in there." "It's my last boss." "Spray him with something lemony."