Dilbert: I didn't get much sleep last night.
Ted: That's nothing. I haven't slept in a month.
Dilbert: Wouldn't that kill you?
Ted: It did, but that's nothing.
I spent a week in the afterlife, then I returned to this world as a zombie. I taught myself homeopathy and discovered a cure for zombies. Now I'm alive again. Please be done...Please be done...Please be done... I took pictures of heaven.