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Catbert: Evil director of human resources "Your boss says you have a bad attitude." "That's because my project is a flailing corpse of misery, and my boss donated his brain to a gum museum." If I had a good attitude in this situation, it would be a sign of a mental imbalance." "My bad attitude is proof that I am thinking clearly." "Are you going to compliment me on my clarity or demand I be irrational?" "I'm putting you in charge of the employee morale festival." "I have a sudden urge to grab you by the tail and beat myself to death." "That's how I know I won the meeting."


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