"I need a doctor's note for the two days of work I missed." "You look healthy to me." "I got better." "how do I know you were sick?" "The note just needs to say I was sick." "so yuo want me to lie?" "It's not a lie. I really was sick. Medical "If your company doesn't trust you, why should I?" "Good point." "What if I let the people in your waiting room cough on me? Then you can write a note saying I have what they have." "As long as I didn't recommend it. I think that passes ethical muster." "You have nine diseases?" "That have names."