"I planned to be productive this week." "I sent you an e-mail with 25 questions I need answered before I can start on my project." "I waited patiently while your non-responsiveness crushed my hopes and dreams." "I don't have time to answer 25 questions!" "Well then, it appears we are at a standoff." "Okay, okay! I'll work all weekend answering your stupid questions!!!" "That's great, unless you can't find the e-mail I sent." "Did you really send an e-mail?" "That's not how I roll."