CEO: Who thought of this idea?
The Boss: I came up with it all by myself.
My subordinates, who have a healthy fear of losing their jobs, had nothing to do with it. Right?
Wally: We're not worth the oxygen we breathe.
Dilbert: I don't even know why I'm here.
CEO: I asked because it's an awful idea.
The Boss: You said I was stealing credit for a good idea, you lying liar!!
CEO: Oh, wait. I read it wrong. This is actually a great idea.
The Boss: Thanks. I know it was a winner when I thought of
Dilbert: You gave him a good idea?
Wally: Not intentionally. It must have been a typo.