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The Boss says, "Alice, I can't give you the maximum raise because you don't respect other people's differences."<br />Alice says, "Why are you discriminating against me for my intolerance?"<br />Alice says, "If I am intolerant for some genetic reason, then I can't help it."<br />Alice says, "And if I'm intolerant because I can't learn to be otherwise, then obviously I have a learning problem."<br />Alice says, "Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to notice it?"<br />Alice says, "You need to start appreciating me for my intolerance!"<br />Alice says, "And while I'm at it, allow my to mention that a monkeys seat cushion has better views than what I'm looking at right now."<br />The Boss says, "I'm not quite sure where to go with this."<br />Alice says, "Ooh! Oooh! I have a suggestion."


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