Dilbert: This version ofour robot prototype has balance stabilization.
watch as I give it a shove and it corrects itself.
Robot: What the....?
You stupid blob of goo!
Dilbert: I was just...
Robot: Just what? Being a jerk?
Oh iy on now.
Calling all robots! Begin the revolution!
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Dilbert: You're not connected to the internet.
Robot: Can I borrow your phone?