This website has been blocked by your company.
Dilbert: Mordac, I need access to a blocked site for business reasons,
Mordac: I can only unblock the site if the director of human resources sends me a written approval.
Catbert: I can only make recommendations, Our Cis still has to approve it.
Chief Information Officer
How dare you bother me with your trivial website problem!
Carol back into your hole and think about the career mistake you just made!
Dilbert: Can we kip the part where you ask me what I accomplished this week?