Dilbert: No one "likes" my Facebook posts.
woman: How many Facebook friends do you have?
Woman: Are they close friends?
Dilbert: How do you define close?
Woman: Have you here invited any of these people to your house?
Dilbert: Why would I do that?
Woman: I can't fix your problem. SO instead , I'll plant some false memories and try to fox those later.
Do you remember being a robot that was designed by alines?
woman: are you sure?
Dilbert: I was.