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Feb 28, 2011
One day in the office, an attractive woman saw me opening the door, ran towards it, managed to catch it and then warmly thanked me for opening it for her.
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Apr 14, 2010
Another one of my favorites, I hate those situations. I like how in a later strip, he shows the opposite perspective.
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Feb 19, 2010
I'd hold the door for a second or two, then in the last moment when the person is arriving with a smile, I'd slam the door into his face... *evil*
Nov 27, 2009
I'd open the door and push it all the way open, delaying the time the door takes to shut for an extra two or three seconds, long enough to catch the door.
Sep 16, 2009
though if he ever gets stalked that would take care of the stalker for a while.
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