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Jun 11, 2014
You're stiffer now than you were in life
Which explains the smile on your wife.
Jun 6, 2011
Im sorry your dead,
oh pity, oh well,
Im not coming to the funeral,
I will see you in hell.
Oct 14, 2008
"Sorry about your uncle Ned... Did somebody clomp him on the head? ... did someone pump him full of lead?.... Aren't you glad it wasn't you instead?"
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Oct 7, 2008
Could be better but it is creative
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