Still, all those people named O'Toole don't get their panties in a bunch when somebody gets called a tool. Maybe the Dorks of this world should get a life or, failing that, change their name.
They could also just run with it. There is a town in Austria called Fooking (only they spell it with a single "u") and they do a lot of tourist business there. Of course the plaque with the name of the town gets stolen regularly but they raise enough revenue to make it worth it.
Mongobert have bad dream last night. Mongobert die in dream, and nobody in village know how to write nice saying on grave rock. So, village hire CoolyCool to do work. Once he done, Galaxyspinner come along and pee all over it. Mongobert grave rock not turn out like Mongobert think it should.