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Feb 21, 2011
The odor knocked Dogbert's glasses off, but he hit rigor mortis and his eyes are out of view...I would've liked to see what his eyes look like.
Sep 21, 2010
I think this is the first time I've ever seen Dogbert fail.
Jan 14, 2010
perfume can kill everything so lets use it in wars instead of guns that might make people stop fighting and make them nice people
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Jun 23, 2009
lol, i've instructed my stinky co-worker to let me die, too
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Feb 16, 2009
Actually, if it's good perfume, I won't mind. I will still pass out from perfume overdose, but I will pass out pleasantly.

Now, if it's cheap perfume.... then it truly is a chemical weapon.
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