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Jan 3, 2011
But Albireo, if you jam shards of glass under your fingernails then you won't be able to type either!
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May 24, 2010
The joke was that Dilbert spilled sand onto the keyboard, jamming the 'e', and 'o' keys. So when he typed up a request for a new keyboard to PHB, he spelt out "k_yb_ard". This obviously does nothing to ease his stress.

And now I depart to ram shards of glass under my fingernails for explaining the joke.
Feb 23, 2009
Well, a kabar is a combat knife that Rambo likes to use...

And a "kai-bard" could be a Bard/Fighter/Weapon-Master or Bard/Monk dual-class in Dungeons & Dragons. You know, a bard with Kai abilities.
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Jan 1, 2009


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Sep 10, 2008
Don't laugh too hard it's happened!!!
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