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May 9, 2011
Wally prefers not to have friends - especially ones like Alice.

Alice's line is a zinger! Wally's comeback, while good, is completely overshadowed by Alice's howler. :-)
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Mar 21, 2009
at least he's unfazed that he has no friends
Feb 23, 2009
With the beard and the loose sweater, he'd look exactly like... George Lucas! Aaaah!


Well, okay, maybe a flannel shirt instead of a sweater. To complete the ensemble, he could finish two projects really well, a third okay, and then make three more into complete disasters.
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