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Mar 8, 2013
Btw i type on a tiny smartphone; sorry for typos...
Mar 8, 2013
@rp 453; what percentage are Ameri an beers? The only one l relly like is Samuel Adams, which has not skippied hops and watered for "smooth drinking taste".
And let no one doubt women's ability to drink. Though this year l was on the verge of alcoholism,l was still outdone by some heavier fe.ale coworkers (who reported past instances of near death by al ohol poisoning)...
Aug 15, 2011
The sad part is that it looks like each of the women only had a beer, and the engineers still lost :(
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Jul 4, 2011
This reminds me of the famous joke about the priest, revolutionary and engineer, all to be guillotined. They pull the rope for the priest, the blade does not fall. Priest is let go and pronounces it's "God's will". Revolutionary up next, similar thing, pronounces that his being still alive validates his desire for revolution. Engineer up next, he looks at the mechanism and says, "I think I see your problem..."
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Jul 4, 2011
Engineers who can't drink? What college did they come from?

We are, we are, we are the engineers
We can, we can, demolish forty beers
Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum
And come and be with us
For we don't give a damn for any damn man who don't give a damn for us

Yes, there was an annual forty-beer-in-twelve-hours event in my college, though they were only 8 oz. glasses (of 5% alcohol Canadian beer).
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