How nice of Dogbert to help gullible people be happy. Maybe he does care about people... or maybe he just likes to manipulate them in as many ways as he possibly can....
Oh but I do realise, and that's the reason I do not look at the media. I'm not into being insulted, offended and lied to every day, and that applies to most programming as well as the ads. But like the corporate workplace, there seems to be nothing we can do about it directly. Just vote with your remote ;)