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Jan 23, 2011
On the same topic:
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Apr 22, 2010
slightly more theatre-specific blunder: director to stage crew "can we get that prop to fall slower?" stage hand: "oh sure, we'll just turn gravity down backstage" =) lol
Sep 1, 2009
My favorite is, "Design something nice"

Oh, I'm glad you specified, because before I was planning on giving you a pile of dung.
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Mar 22, 2009
how long? 600 pixels
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Dec 28, 2008
"I didn't get a 'harumph!' out of that guy!"
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