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Dec 10, 2012
Sep 19, 2012
I usually only get five to ten seconds into my kidney stone stories before my boss starts running away screaming.
Dec 14, 2011
I imagine that'd be extra effective for a guy to try... Not the exact same effect, mind you, but you leave them stunned long enough to flee, and plant a seed of potential insanity in their mind that will make them think twice about approaching you on your way out again.

Then again, I could just be insane myself... Haven't ruled that one out yet.
May 17, 2010
Well, if a guy urges you on, you simply say that you have a small yeast infection or whatever.
That's rather stomach turning once you start to imagine the details.
Jul 14, 2009
Ewwwwwwww, wow so thats cool, and it's sad cause it actualy works on everyone.
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