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Oct 21, 2014
At least Ratbert is too big to do a gerbil's job.
Apr 12, 2011
You can all relax. Ratbert is a labrat, not one of "those" rats.
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Feb 5, 2010
For all you people wondering why the heck Ratbert is in Dilbert's bed, THINK about it.

1. Ratbert is like a little kid.
2. Dilbert, being a grown man, is like Ratbert's father.
3. Ratbert is afriad.
4. Dads are a source of security for scared children.
5. Therefore, Ratbert is seeking protection from the Nose Fairy.

It's not nasty, it's not naughty, it's not gross.

Jan 24, 2010
You people think of such odd things...
.... Isn't Ratbert a bit large for a rat?
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Nov 25, 2009
Even I, the eternal defender of Ratberts supreme cuteness, am horrified.
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