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Nov 28, 2011
That's nothing! I amputated both of my legs, donated them to the poor, and walked to work on my hands!
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Feb 24, 2011
My chiropractor walks like that...
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Dec 18, 2010
Because he's making himself look bigger than he really his; it's a physical manifestation of his constant boasting (not quite the right word since boasting implies that he actually did what he claimed).
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Oct 1, 2009
I suppose its just part of his character.
Sep 23, 2009
Why are his arms always like that?
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