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Aug 7, 2011
Dilbert might be better off asking him to be his tutor in "How to talk to a woman without boring (or scaring) her to death with Engineer Speak".
Dec 24, 2009
An engineer, an accountant and a literature major meet again some years after they graduated from college, at a hotdog stand.
Engineer: Hi, how's it going?
Accountant: Not bad, could be better... taking the family on vacation, good thing I got a raise, even if it wasn't that much. You?
Engineer: Yes, same o, same o, just bought a new car, it's pretty nice. Quite a few instalments to pay but I'm still pleased.

What did the Eng. Lit. major say?

- Do you want ketchup on that?
Dec 4, 2009
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Nov 16, 2008
May 23, 2008
Low punch.
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